2 definitions by retardsforlife
People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
by retardsforlife November 1, 2007
People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
by retardsforlife November 1, 2007