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12 definitions by rena_ryuugu

When people fuck eachother and rub they'er vag's and penis's together fast with clothes on.
The following people in this dry hump example aren't real.
Sparkle: I'm bored, Fred.
Fred: Me too....
Sparkle: *Rubs Fred's cock from outside of his pants*
Fred: O-oh! *Gets a hard on*
Sparkle: *Grabs Fred's shirt, pulls him on top of her*
Fred: Heh.... *Starts rubbing his hard on against Sparkle's vagina*
Sparkle: Oh! Oh! Uhhhh!
Fred: *Rubbing his hard on harder*
Sparkle: HARDER!! HARDER!!! FASTER!!! UH UH UH!!! *Moans*
Fred: *Rubs his dick harder and faster against Sparkle's vagina*
Sparkle: Oh.... I think I'm going to.... *Cums*
Fred: *Continues*
by Rena_Ryuugu April 13, 2010
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One of the most amazing books, that will have you throwing up instantly. Written by 4 young boys named Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman, but was stolen credit of when another child was blamed when it was found.
The tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
"One morning awoke Scrotie McBoogerballs to find his pimple-infested penis was being sucked on hard by Paris Hilton's herpes infested mouth."
by Rena_Ryuugu April 17, 2010
33 8
A beautiful and turn on sound someone makes when they are having sex.
Some sexual noises would be in this situation:
Female: *Un-does males pants and licks the end of his dick*
Female: *Starts sucking on the tip*
Male:...Uhhh.....uh uh uh.....
Female: You like that, don't you? *Sucks more of the dick*
Male: Oh... oh my god... your.... AMAZING!!! UH! UH!
Female: *Sucks the entire dick*
Male: I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!! UH!!! OH OH!! UH!!! AHH!!! *Groans, gets a hard on*
Female: *Sucks harder and faster*
Male: *Cums* Uh... uh uh... oh..
Female: *Swallows cum* Delicious.
Male: Oh my... you've been naughty, haven't you?
Female: Very naughty....
Male: *Gets on top of female, and inserts his penis into her vagina, slowly*
Female:...Oh.....oh..*moans*...ohhh....uh.......ahhh..... amazing... ah ah... uh uh uh.... *moans*
Male: *Inserts alittle faster*
Male: *Inserts even faster*
Female: FASTER! HARDER! UH! UH UH UH!!! *Moans loudly*
by Rena_Ryuugu April 13, 2010
32 18
Luppi is soooo fucking cute X3
by Rena_Ryuugu May 12, 2010
11 2
When a girl has no dildo or boyfriend and does not like to use her fingers, she will use a hose and shove it up her crotch, and turn the hose on, filling her insides with water.
"Wanna watch some movies?"
"No, I need to go watering the cat.".
by Rena_Ryuugu April 29, 2010
4 3
This is where a man where's something overly fuzzy and tickle-ish over his dick, so when he fucks the woman or butt-fucks the other man, it not only gives them regular pleasure, but tickle-ish pleasure as well.
Some guy: What did you and your girlfriend do last night?
Some other guy: Well... I gave her the tickle furry slip.
by Rena_Ryuugu April 12, 2010
0 2
When a guy goes on a date with his girlfriend, and she wants him to fuck her, but he can't get a boner, so he pushes a dildo up her crotch.
Some guy: So, how did your date last night go?
Other guy:...Well....I couldn't get a hard on... but she really wanted it, so I gave her a dildo push.
by Rena_Ryuugu April 12, 2010
0 2