1 definition by ravey davey

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a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.
man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
by ravey davey October 06, 2009

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