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an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents
lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)

OR

lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"
by random defiler March 13, 2003
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