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5 definitions by ralph cucumber

 
1.
a creamy yet explosive dump blasted onto the floor
yo rae'eesha come take a look at this enormous squige i unleashed onto tyrones pillow!
by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008
 
2.
a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish
tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008
 
3.
a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish
tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008
 
4.
The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
by ralph cucumber April 01, 2009
 
5.
when you take a dip of fine chewing tobacco while eating out a girl, proceed to spit into her vagina, keep eating her out and then plow her.

also after you finish plowing her chew spit infested twat u slap her across the head twice before u bust a nut in her face
hey bro, i was plowin quantasia last night and i decide to hang a nice fatty skoal mint and give her the ol' north carolina peach. she loved it!!!!
by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008