rORY's definitions

ring of fire

When bored and lighting farts without underwear on when you get suck back and it burns your piece you have a ring of fire

Call someone 'ring of fire' if they do this.

by Rory March 31, 2003

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

Gonadular Region

N; The Area of the Gonads
See Gonadular

He was itching his gonadular region.

by Rory July 20, 2004

leroy jenkins

A now popular (April/May 2005) mantra used by people online. Usually before running into a large crowd of enemies in Online Role Playing Games.
Named after a vidoe made in World of Warcraft where a guy runs into a huge crowd of creatures yelling "Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!"

(referring to odds of beating creatures)
1st Guy: Well that's a lot better than we usually do.
Leroy Jenkins: Alright, times up, let's do this. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss.
....<entire group is killed by the creatures>...
2nd Guy: Leroy, you are just stupid.
Leroy: Least I ain't chicken.

by Rory June 3, 2005

Open minded

Someone who is more Bi-curious than Bi-Sexual by Faceparty definiton. Usually by searching Faceparty with Openminded or Bi-Sezual selected for males, you will only find half of them are utter twats.

"I met some really cute emo guy on face party under open minded"

by Rory January 31, 2005

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 6, 2007