Definitions by rORY

doing a joe 

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

doing a joe by Rory September 3, 2007

Polynesian Handshake 

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

Polynesian Handshake by Rory September 3, 2007

e-penis 

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

e-penis by Rory January 6, 2007

jesse johnson 

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand

I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.

jesse johnson by Rory June 20, 2006

obalob 

a fat ass ho that farts and burps in public places

look at that obalob across da street.

obalob by rory June 10, 2006

Truxors

A term used in Burnout Revenge. A person who knocks alot of trucks over in a race.

"Wow Timmy, you are the Truxors"

Truxors by Rory November 7, 2005

Funk

Jazz's deformed cousin

funk? funk? jazz'z deformed cousin

Funk by rory September 26, 2005