1 definition by psychohottieez

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Longford, the coolest last name which any family could possess. They are kind hearted and have a good spirit about them. DO NOT TRUST THEM!!
Tegan: Hey, did u see that Longford over there?
Ashleigh: yeah they are mighty fine specamins! i would totally tap them up the ass with a stick!
Tegan: oh i meant that ugly longford person over there..
Ashleigh: so they have a great toosh and big cans ;)
by psychohottieez August 26, 2008

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