[e-mail]'s definitions

thair

air: the apparently open space above the ground; the mass of this substance around the earth.

there: that place.

thair: that place in space.

"Let's go 'thair'." - says an astronaut

by [e-mail] February 10, 2013

Soli-terror

Solitaire: a game, usually a card game, that can be played by one person.

terror: something or someone that causes fear.

Soli-terror: a game, that causes fear.

I do not know how I terrorize other people by playing "Soli-terror."

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012

phasemonger

a person who promotes a phase in the development of the work of an artist, especially work that is undesirable.

You are such a phasemonger. No one desires the artwork you are promoting.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2012

sARGHcasms!

sarcasm: a form of humor that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. Insincerely saying something which is the opposite of one's intended meaning, often to emphasize how unbelievable or unlikely it sounds if taken literally, thereby illustrating the obvious nature of one's intended meaning.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

sARGHcasms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about sarcasms.

"sARGHcasms!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

Inscrabble

Incapable of playing Scrabble.

I was inscrabble to form words from individual letters.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2012

awesound

awesome: causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

sound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium.

awesound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium that causes awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

"Your music is 'awesound'." - says a critic

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013