person 1 "Damn, gas prices went
up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed
cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited
about going back to the barn and showing
them his horse."
person 4 "why did that
make gas prices
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they
wrote a loophole
in for him on the spot, snuck it into
the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that
so the government could
get their money, plus interest
and give BP a bonus
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."