3 definitions by pseudonym is a dickhead

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

Jake Paul

Id rather pour bleach into my eyes than watch his videos.

Holy shit Jake Paul`s videos made me we wanna put my head in a oven while drinking Clorox mixed with tide pods

by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019

Duolingo

A language app that if you don`t use the mascot will find you and take his time murdering you

Duolingo: You have not done your spanish lessons time to kill
Richrd: No no NOOOOOO

Duolingo *cocks gun*

by pseudonym is a dickhead September 22, 2019