3 definitions by pseudo nympho

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.
Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...
by pseudo nympho April 24, 2016
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A useful way for guys to get around the language barrier. Its basically a combination of grunts, hand gestures, and tone to achieve perfect understanding. Also a great way to infuriate women when you're with a friend who gets it.
Man #1 - Umph uhn uh, hah!
Man #2 - Pfft! Arg cha guh. *points*
Woman #1 - Oh my god you guys stop using manguage or we're going back to the car.
Woman #2 - Yeah and no blowjobs tonight.
Man #1+2 - All right, fuck.
by pseudo nympho April 24, 2016
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When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...
by pseudo nympho April 24, 2016
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