ppabs's definitions

Richard Gere

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.

Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"

by PPabs October 12, 2003

bulldyke

A ferocious, hairy, butch lesbian who takes charge at all times.

After the softball game, the short-haired bulldyke got out the strap-on and overpowered her feminine partner.

by ppabs May 13, 2005

village bicycle

Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!

See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!

by PPabs September 24, 2003

Rosie O'Donnell

Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.

I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.

by PPabs November 6, 2003