ppabs's definitions

Donkey Dick

A 16 oz. or 22 oz. beer can--referred to as this because it resembles the large cock of a donkey.

I love the feeling of having a huge donkey dick in my hand.

by PPabs September 21, 2003

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 21, 2003

bulldyke

A ferocious, hairy, butch lesbian who takes charge at all times.

After the softball game, the short-haired bulldyke got out the strap-on and overpowered her feminine partner.

by ppabs May 13, 2005