3 definitions by potato pusher
To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.
No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
by potato pusher December 31, 2011
A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
by potato pusher January 1, 2011
To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.
Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.
by potato pusher December 28, 2011