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1 definition by porch monkeys for life

 
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to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz
mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.
by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009