1 definition by pop music sucks

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Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

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