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An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.
Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
by plus-size albert November 20, 2020
Get the Lost Hills Sheriff Station mug.A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
Get the Lindero Canyon Middle School mug.A place in Agoura Hills, CA where all of the wannabe-gangsta-brainlets of the area go to do god-knows-what. The "city" itself is the underside of the road bridge in the Avalon condo-complex. It consists of a large graffiti-covered wall, random pieces of trash, and torn-up furniture that each have their own stories.
DIRECTIONS:
In order to get to this spot you must travel to the edge of Chumash park (near the condos to the south of the baseball diamond), enter the ravine where Medea Creek flows, and walk through the plants and trees along the left wall for a little over a minute, and you will reach G city.
While the majority of it's visitors are dumb high schoolers looking to waste their lives away, some pretty sketchy characters are known to lurk here,
SO GO AT YOUR OWN RISK!
DIRECTIONS:
In order to get to this spot you must travel to the edge of Chumash park (near the condos to the south of the baseball diamond), enter the ravine where Medea Creek flows, and walk through the plants and trees along the left wall for a little over a minute, and you will reach G city.
While the majority of it's visitors are dumb high schoolers looking to waste their lives away, some pretty sketchy characters are known to lurk here,
SO GO AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
Get the G city mug.(Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief".
They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.
They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.
They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.
They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.
They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
Example:
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer
A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer
A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same
by plus-size albert December 24, 2020
Get the Sheriff's Deputy mug.Also referred to as "The A Hill" is a hill that overlooks Agoura High school as well as the city of Agoura Hills, CA. On the top of the hill is a large, wood "A" that is randomly painted a different color every so often by Agoura High students that have WAY too much pride in their underfunded, drug infested school.
"What're you doing?"
"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."
"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."
by plus-size albert December 20, 2020
Get the Agoura A mug.The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
by plus-size albert November 28, 2020
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