fucking up the pronunciation of procrastibating
Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.
When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.
Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?
several people procrastibating simultaneously.
What are guys you doing later?
When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.
Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.
A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.
Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.
A retard that drinks way to much soda.
Why are there so much empty cans in your house? My brothers a sotard.
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