wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."
in reference to pizza gogo, castle street, high wycombe, land of chairs, drugs and terrorism.
possibly the scummiest pizza place in all the universe.
"i'm so monged"
"yeah.. you got a quid?"
more sloshed. simply. drunker.
it's just a lot more fun to say than 'more sloshed'
"i got sloshder and sloshder through the night"
"i got sloshder than i ever thought possible"
"you were sloshder than i was!"
the state of being dressed in only black and white, can be applied when grey is thrown into the mix.
takes the same form within language as 'monogamous', e.g monochromously, monochromase.
"looking pretty monochromous today, edwina."
"yeah, just picked up this white jumper and thought hey, why not team it with black and have a monochromous day?"
*odd robotic movements*
"yo dude i is after, like, a super mega blunt like."
*pixie and helen display wall of tobacco*
"what is, like, that bluntzilla flavour one innit?"
*pixie and helen commence robotic godzilla dance,grabbing a godzilla flavour blunt, putting inbetween teeth and hitting chav in face with it*
the action used by zombies in an attack; a combination of gobble and scramble
adopted as a common practice amongst youngsters nowadays, especially on strangers when staggering drunkenly home in undead attire
"that undead bitch scrobbled me all over, but i got away"
"you try to scrobble me, foo'??"