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3 definitions by pineappleclock

 
1.
An extremely obese woman who consumes edible objects in excess, the most advanced level of obesity.

See: Butter Troll
We called up lisa off the party line, and eddie says, "How does she hang her leg out like that when she is driving?" To our horror we realized it was her arm; she was a Lard Golem.
by pineappleclock January 23, 2005
 
2.
A male leader of a pack of homosexuals, usually provides and tends to a house used as a homo flop house. Good with cooking.
Rob and Tom need to go get the gaydad's permission to use the toilet
by pineappleclock January 22, 2005
 
3.
A male that enjoys sexual relations exclusively with larger women.
Victor will take one for the team - he's a buffalo soldier
by pineappleclock January 23, 2005