189 definitions by phil

swellin

1. Trippin, gotsta be kiddin.
2. Out ya mind, crazy

Ay yo that girl look fine.

Man you swellin that chick is ugly as hell.

by phil February 7, 2004

saltbag

a salty person

Dont be a saltbag!

by phil June 23, 2004

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by phil January 25, 2005

dead or alive

a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.

Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!

Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one

by phil January 13, 2005

tatted

to shoot someone in a game

i tatted yo ass at halo biatch

by phil May 5, 2004

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by phil July 29, 2003

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 28, 2004