dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

by Peter Crammer May 25, 2006

Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

by Peter Crammer August 01, 2006

Etch-A-Sketch

Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.

If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.

by Peter Crammer May 04, 2006

({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer December 27, 2006

squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!

I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!

by Peter Crammer August 08, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 04, 2006

orgyanal

A fun way to say and spell "original".

"Hmmm, Jerkin's Lotion, orgyanal scent. Sounds great!"

by Peter Crammer August 02, 2006