21 definitions by peter crammer
Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.
by peter crammer May 4, 2006
When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.
The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.
by peter crammer May 25, 2006
When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"
by peter crammer August 1, 2006
by peter crammer August 8, 2006
({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"
by peter crammer December 27, 2006
Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!
by peter crammer May 26, 2006
I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by peter crammer May 26, 2006