When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"
A fun way to say and spell "original".
"Hmmm, Jerkin's Lotion, orgyanal scent. Sounds great!"
When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.
Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!
({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"
Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8
"eye-nuss". On a man, this is the area between the anus and the penis.
She sucked my penis, and ticklicked my balls and my inos. Thankfully, she stayed away from my anus.
When a man squirts a quart of cum!
I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!
When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"
