1 definition by pete samprass (nick and les)

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.
by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009
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