persnickety twit's definitions

cabin boy

1. Young boy taken on a ship to perform menial tasks like cleaning and cooking
2. Often buggered by the professional sailors onboard until they get shore leave
3. A Chris Elliot movie of same name

Captain: Whose turn is it with the cabin boy?

First Mate: Seamus, because it's his birthday!

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

silf

Skull I'd like to fuck

Paris Hilton is such a SILF!

by persnickety twit January 14, 2005

elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.

"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004