15 definitions by penilebovineperson

pimpsimp

When a hoe slapper finds the "one". Derivative of the north eastern celandine people.

I used to be a pimp but then she looked me in my eyes and now im a pimpsimp.

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023

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Pornking

An alpha that absolutely fucks bugs with his pin dick. Derivative of ham.

My top G is an absolute pornking yo!?!?!?

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023

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Vibr

A norse god found in few scriptures only mentioned in the Prose Edda 2nd Edition written by John Vatworthe. Vibr is often attributed to the god of "earthly motions."

Vibr is my FAV norse god!!

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023

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virginbreaker

Thors other less known weapon of myth. Mentioned only in the Pros Edda 2nd edition gloriously authored by John Travolta.

I read that Thor wielded VirginBreaker in the battle of Ragnarok as a last resort.

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023

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tonguethrust

A type of propulsion used in aerospace engineering, where a set of large pistons push the shuttle off the ground and at a 14 degree angle to achieve space flight. Derived from H.A.M.

My engineer girlfriend said she tonguethrusted our other friends "shuttle" yesterday.

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023

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