peg leg pete's definitions

Gizmos

code name for beer popular among underage drinkers.

"you got any gizmos?"

"you bet your ass I do"

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

cut it off

while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.

Her come the 5-0 son, hurry up and cut it off.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

sour shower

giving someone a golden shower after not consuming any beverages for an extended period of time. Urine is very yellow and will cause the recepient to pucker in enjoyment.

Bill- "I haven't had anything to drink in 2 weeks."

Joe- "Me either"

Bill- "Lets exchange sour showers"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007