peg leg pete's definitions

cut it off

while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.

Her come the 5-0 son, hurry up and cut it off.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

twatmunch

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

by Peg Leg Pete October 29, 2007

skeeter mcgeeter

something that is so amazing it is in its own class. many times referring to weed but can describe anything.

"Hows that weed brah?"

"It's the mother-fucking skeeter mcgeeter"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

bitch betta' recognize

what you tell some disrespectful twat who needs put in their place. It is most effective if while saying it you raise your hand in a threatening motion as to put 4 fingers across the side of the persons face.

Pat - "go get me a hamburger fuck stick"

Sally - "no"

Pat - "Bitch betta' recognize"

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007