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1 definition by peculiarmonkey

 
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THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...

1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!

middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
by peculiarmonkey August 08, 2008