47 definitions by pectussian
Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!
Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!
by pectussian July 2, 2011
n. A fake not-for-profit organization, usually set up as an Internet fraud scheme, that exploits or has exploited such events as 9/11, the Haiti earthquake, tsunamis in Southeast Asia, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to dupe people out of large sums of money. In some cases, they will set up authentic-looking fake websites in order to further present themselves as legit, but in most cases, by the time people realize this, it's much too late.
Total n00b: Aw, isn't this sweet? Send Uzbekistan's People Excellent Resources is collecting money for earthquake victims!
Friend: Are you for real? Don't you know that's a conprofit?
Friend: Are you for real? Don't you know that's a conprofit?
by pectussian July 22, 2011
n. A proposed street car or light rail line that would travel around the heart of Atlanta. Also sometimes referred to as the "Belt Line." The concept came from the 1999 masters degree thesis of Georgia Tech student Ryan Gravel, founder of the non-profit Friends of the Belt Line. The idea, essentially, is to improve transportation, promote redevelopment and increase green space around the city, but the process has been hampered by politics.
Atlanta Resident #1: I'm gonna take the BeltLine to work today!
Atlanta Resident #2: How?? It's not finished yet!
Atlanta Resident #2: How?? It's not finished yet!
by pectussian June 17, 2011
n. When the majority of someone’s free time after school is spent texting (and racking up a huge phone bill), as opposed to doing anything productive, or even social (the old-school way, that is).
Joe: hey sarah r u 4 real! no rly, i cant blv kathryn + joe r goin out!
Joe's Mom: Joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??
Joe's Mom: Joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??
by pectussian July 15, 2011
n. A drug formerly used in legitimate markets to treat parasitic worm infections and several forms of cancer, it is now often cut with crack on the streets due to their similarity in appearance. It will also add bulk and weight to powdered cocaine, making it appear more pure.
by pectussian May 20, 2011
n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.
Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?
by pectussian July 15, 2011
A hilarious (and yet oddly disturbing) song by electro-industrial band Velvet Acid Christ, using numerous samples from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; most of the samples are of Johnny Depp's character, Raoul Duke, narrating the film, such as, "This was not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us." It's all-too-appropriate for a band that, according to rumor, got their name from an acid trip experience.
Velvet Acid Christ Fan: I'm bored, so I'm gonna candy flip while I listen to "Fun With Drugs." Wanna join me?
by pectussian July 17, 2011