39 definitions by pauljar the pornostar

you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....

"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

by pauljar the pornostar November 17, 2003

botch

1. the hair found between a man's butthole and scrotum.

"I shaved my botch and put it on my face."

by pauljar the pornostar November 11, 2003

Mormathology

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.

mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.

by pauljar the pornostar November 23, 2003

skatard

(skate retard) A retarded person who skateboards only because of thier lack of brain power to do anything else.

"You're such a skatard."

by pauljar the pornostar November 25, 2003

Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

by pauljar the pornostar November 23, 2003

Squad Five-0

A kickass rock band. Best song is: Peice of the Dream.

"Two of Squad Five-0's albums are totally kickass. The third one is just shit."

by pauljar the pornostar November 22, 2003

ersh limp

1. Something Hunter Thompson says occasionally.
2. A word without meaning.
3. What you say when you have nothing else to say
4. cool.

Ersh Limp!

by pauljar the pornostar November 18, 2003