32 definitions by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie

kemosareekyism

A religion (actually more of a way of life like buddhism) founded in 1999 at the turn of the century by an irish/mexican fellow by the name of Pat Silva. The basis of beliefs is that all holidays should be celebrated and all religions should be embraced.

"My religion is kemosareekyism!"

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

popatire

"Warning! BEWARE! DANGER!"

There is a big rock mound there! POPATIRE!

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 7, 2003

i don't play for that team

see i don't swing that way

sorry buddy, I don't play for that team.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

BRC

BRC is an acronym for Bra Removal Confusion. It results from the many different types of bra clasp devices in modern times, leaving both men and women alike at a loss of sex drive. Males have to keep up with the styles, which is difficult and when removing another's bra, often also results in lack of self-confidence - stemming from the cock-block factor of having to figure out the bra clasp.

If you see BRC as a problem,
the Facebook Group "Stop Bra Removal Confusion"
has a solution for you. This is just one of the many established organizations dedicated to uniting BRC victims and standardizing bra clasps.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 12, 2006

nip sniper

one who keeps an eye out for nip slips and hard nipples on girls.
Noun: nip sniper (also adj)
Verb: nip sniping

"Dude, that little pervert over there is such a nip sniper, he was totally staring at my boobs!"

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

boobsicle

where a woman has "cold" or "hard" nipples and the male oraly has fun with them.

"Hey babe, you be lookin' mighty perky, I'm in the mood for some boobsicles..."

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 11, 2003

delteted

when you are a fucking dumb-ass and don't know how to spell deleted

DELTETED!
dam.
DELMEATED
dam.
DOMETED
dam again.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 12, 2003