pAIGE's definitions

Satin

1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.

2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.

1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright.

2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse

by Paige March 3, 2004

grunge femme

A style developed around 2005. A few ways to describe it: tomboy with style. Mixture of grunge and electric styles. Idealistically, if pearls match the outfit, it fits together. Started as a silent backlash to 'emo' and 'scene' labels.

Did you see that girl with the chucks and pearls? That is so grunge femme.

by Paige December 29, 2004

homework

a form of torture. a way to make kids fail in school.

"she gave us waaaay too much homework"

by Paige October 1, 2002

turvey

means "cool" or "awesome" or things like that. It was originated in Tampa in 2004 by the punks Jack&Stevie

"That concert was pretty turvey"

"This is then new bracelet I got"
-"Turvey!"

by Paige November 9, 2004

syd

my bestest friend in the whoooole wiiide woooooorrllldd!!!! she rox ur pink sox and ur pinki

"yo dude its syd!"
"ya i know dude yo."
"that one girl who loves jt?"
"ya diggey yo bo"

by Paige January 10, 2005

magnet fishing

When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.

The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.

by Paige June 24, 2006

Herpaghonasyphilaids

A ginourmous whore who is rumored to have at least one or more STD's;

"Dude i think she has Herpaghonasyphilaids, i wouldn't fuck that."

by Paige September 17, 2004