ozone's definitions

shirts

Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.

Leddy, Wags, and Thach took their shirts off when some smokin' chicas came by.

by Ozone April 27, 2004

keytar

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.

My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.

by Ozone August 7, 2004

landon guy

Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.

Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon

by Ozone August 7, 2004

keyboardist

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.

The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.

by Ozone February 13, 2005

Mcdonald's

Where all the people who defined school as hell go.

"School is terrible" 20 years lada... My life sux I work at Mcdonalds

by Ozone May 6, 2004

Coal Mines

Where the people who defined school as hell end up

You know who u are

by Ozone May 6, 2004

reagan funeral

A huge waste of American money where big headed dead republican Ronald reagan's 200 pound body was brought from California to DC for three days, they had a corny Christian funeral (where many had a chance to shoot George W. Bush) then brought back to CA where they did the same thing and then he was buried and sent to hell.

My mother was watching the Reagan funeral all week and I missed South Park!

by Ozone June 15, 2004