4 definitions by out getting milk

portmanteau of cum and comedy.

a subgenre of comedy that is inherently sexual.
cumedy films are hard to do well, as many of them try too hard to be raunchy
by out getting milk July 26, 2021
Get the cumedy mug.
an easier, more general descriptor for friends with benefits.

cumrades can be dating one another, coworkers, or just friends, so long as the parties involved feel a sense of comradery. you don't have to be a communist.
i think i will invite my old cumrades over for some pabst blue ribbon and a good time
by out getting milk July 26, 2021
Get the cumrades mug.
being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.
by out getting milk August 27, 2023
Get the panda strategy mug.
someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.

being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy
he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.
by out getting milk August 27, 2023
Get the panda mug.