12 definitions by otaku killer

Top Definition
A mental disease that afflicts the Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at lest reading about it.
An Asian-American girl was harassed by some psycho who had a bad case of yellow fever. Fortunately, she had a can of Mace(tm) in her purse and did not hesitate to use it on him.
by otaku killer September 28, 2003
A type of adult anime or hentai which features characters (stereotypically and disturbingly young females) getting sexually violated by penis-shaped tentacles of a demon or mollusk or malfunctioning machine. Usually the tentacles produce an impossible amount of semen, and in some cases, the victim is fucked to death. How somebody can create or even get off on that shit is beyond all known logic.
Wapanese otaku are known to masturbate furiously to tentacle-rape hentai pics.
by otaku killer September 02, 2003
^_^
A symbol for happiness or joy. Derived from the cliched way that anime characters are drawn when they are happy. A favorite symbol of the Wapanese, fanboy, or otaku.
Wapanese: hai i saw an uberr l337 trigun hentai site and i saww kawaii piczz of the babezz ^_^.
by otaku killer June 14, 2003
Plural for fanboy. People who are obsessed with one thing and try to model their lives around that one thing. Examples are furries, anime fanatics, and Megatokyo readers.
Wapanese are examples of fanboys.
by otaku killer October 09, 2003
A type of Japanese poetry composed of three unrhyming lines, Most likely used by the Wapanese or otaku when they aren't fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best.
Cosplay show in town,
Man dressed up as Sailor Moon,
Let's all point and laugh.
by otaku killer May 12, 2003
Japanese for cat. This word has been overused by the Wapanese and the fanboys to describe a girl they tried to date, who unfortunately rejected them because all they ever talk about are their favorite episodes of Dragonball Z or Hamtaro.
Wapanese: Konichiwa, baby, you look sooo neko neko kawaii that I want your phone number.
Girl: Fuck off, creep! I've got a can of Mace, and I'm not afraid to use it.
by otaku killer August 26, 2003
Caucasian people who try desparately to imitate all things Japanese.
They are also the same type of people who treat a person's culture like a dollar-store rag.
Dragonball Z zealots and Final Fantasy addicts are perfect examples of the Wapanese.
by otaku killer May 19, 2003

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×