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a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.
"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"
by original jimster June 30, 2009
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"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."
"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
by original jimster June 30, 2009
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