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Billie Joe Armstrong is the hottest fucker around...ok ladies whats more hott..he has 2 sons married to his wife of almos 11 years (only married at 23) loves to rock out hard and long, and is modest about his stardom and money. Fur ur 411 he doesnt like talkin bout his $$ he said the only benefit of it was to treat HIS WIFE like she deserved to be treated...omg..he soo fuckin sexyy
HazyyGrl: Hi I'm a girl who's totally in love with you and just forgot my name. Nice to meet you.
BillieJ: Hey wattup. I'm Billie Joe and I'm in a band.
Hazzygrl: I know. Trust me.
by only if March 14, 2005

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