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1) A casual greeting used by an individual or group or individuals addressing an other individual (or group or individuals). Often used instead of or in conjunction with (following) word such as hello, hi or hey

It should be noted that this phrase is not only used in by english speakers of all nationalities and dialects but by speakers of many different languages across the globe

see que pasa and ca va

2) A question used to inquire about the status of an on-going process or event. In this interogative state the sentence carries a question mark.


see also: when the going gets good,
1) dude: "hey how's it going bro!"
bro: "not bad dude, I havent seen you for time..."

2) dude: "s'up man, I heard you had some problems with your girl. how's it going? things getting better?"
man: "get bent..." *cries into his beer*
by olly j June 4, 2005
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noun. short for "The San Fernando Valley", an section of the City of Los Angeles, touching the north/west border of LA county. population 2.5mil (approx).

the closer to the edges of the valley you get (the hills), the nicer (more expensive) the property is. the closer to the center of the valley you get (Reseda, Van Nuys, etc), the more ghetto it gets.

The valley used to be agricultural (1930-50's) then became a suburb, then more recently has become more industrial and is becoming more urban.

Home to the largest Porn industry in the world (see chatsworth), the worlds most used road (the 101 freeway) and so much more. The valley is said to be where the excessive use of the word "like" first originated, but the rest of teen america seems to have picked that up now too.

see also "SFV" or "818"
L.A. people constantly bad mouth the valley, but every time it tries to become it's own city, they vote that shit down, cus they know how much they need the bundles of money the SFV brings in to keep their over-populated schools, over-used roads and everything else running

the valley is about 100x better than the OC. in the valley you're never more than 10mins from a chill smoking spot (the hills). most of the OC doesnt even have hills.
by olly j March 14, 2005
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noun. the region of wales, north of newport and cardiff. filled with pikeys, chavs, townies, basically low-class knob ends that love to fight for little to no reason, drink 24 hours a day and pop out new spawn every 9months (or sooner if they've managed to convince more than one girl to bone them)

a total shithole filled with shitheads.

... oh, and they're welsh on top of it all
go into newport on a saturday night and you can see all the chavs that have come down from the valleys fighting in the parks.

the boys from dirty sanchez are from the valleys
by olly j March 14, 2005
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A method of joint rolling. this method is more advanced than your classic "roll, lick, twist, light" affair, but is not hard to learn if you already know the basics of rolling.

basicly the process is this:

1) take your paper the normal way you would roll with it (glue on the inside of the edge furthest from you) and turn it upside down. refold it so you have a nice "V" shape to keep the bud/baccy in. basically you are making an inside-out joint. The thinner the paper the better for this (cus you will need to see through it later), but you already knew that.

2) put your stuff inside, and begin to roll as normal (rolling the contents together, adding a roach at the end, etc.)

3) when you begin to roll, tuck the edge of the paper nearest to you (which should have the glue strip facing out) into the joint and keep rolling until you can see that this glue strip has gone ALL THE WAY AROUND. in other words, you have tucked it, then you have rolled the joint 1 complete turn.

4) you should be able to see the edge of the paper (where the glue strip is) through the other layer of paper on top of it. lick the joint up and down on top of the glue strip (which is under the paper you are licking). the water will soak through the top paper and into the glue and, after being smoothed down with your finger once or twice, should stick together firmly, like a normal spliff.

you are now left with a joint that has been wrapped only 1 time in paper, and the rest of the excess paper will be hanging off, running the length of the joint.

this paper can be ripped, cut or for a more spectacular show, burnt off. this method not only makes joints look cooler, and the person rolling it more knowledgable and sophisticated, but provides a nicer smoke as the joint only has the minimum amount of paper needed to hold it together (one layer) rather than a whole rizla or zig zag being wrapped around (multiple layers of paper).

see also: burning backflip, ultimate burning backflip and tulip
dude: "here, i'm almost done with this spliff"
me: "what are you doing man? why dont you backroll that shit. tastes so much nicer"
by olly j April 4, 2006
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noun. Slang terminology for Cannabis or Marijuana, from the american pronounciation of "herb".
"yo, I got some dank erb yesterday man..."
"werd, let me check that shit out"
by olly j February 7, 2005
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noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
by olly j February 24, 2005
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
by olly j February 7, 2005
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