1 definition by old skank

Ian

An Ian is an extremely special person. Yes, he's intelligent, witty, sarcastic, sweet and funny. He IS many, many things. He says exactly what he thinks and feels exactly when he wants to. Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 9 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. He's addictive like chocolate ~ with you always wanting more. An Ian is a very detail oriented person, he notices everything. Armed with his thoughts and good sized vocabulary women are sure to get moist when speaks. Ian's are very sexual and arouse easily. They crave deep intense sexual interaction with mainly Anime chicks. Ian's have very, very thick cocks and there is huge debate whether carpets and curtains match, but Ian's brush it off and say "you are color blind". Ian's always brighten your day and if you have one in your life... ( kind of like a leprechaun) don't ever let him go.
I love my Ian!

Person 1: omg, her boyfriend is sooo sweet & caring.

Person 2: His name must be Ian.

by old skank December 14, 2018