ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.
Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work
everyone else: haaaaaahaha
by oi prick August 25, 2006
mugGet the ASSmug.

DGAS

Abbreviation of Dont Give A Shit. The lazy, not-caring persons motto. Can be used in different ways eg:
1) instead of saying 'I dont give a shit'
2) as a verb
3) a random exclamation
1) 'I got so drunk last night'
'really, well DGAS, its not that interesting'

2) 'I dont want to go to school today, lets DGAS it'

3) 'DGAS!'
by oi prick July 08, 2005
mugGet the DGASmug.