"Thornclaw... oh yeah, the patrol guy. Hello, Thornclaw, do you want me to go on the dawn patrol or the evening patrol?"
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 07, 2017
A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").
The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.
So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.
The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!
Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.
So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.
The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!
Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
An event that is celebrated on the 31st of October. Kids and young teens commonly dress up as a character (fictuous or real), and then go walking around the streets of their neighborhood to collect candy.
This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.
This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.
I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.
This celebration is an excuse to invite people over and have a giant party (despite the fact that Halloween is usually on a weekday), as long as they wear costumes so it's Halloween-appropriate.
This celebration is also an excuse to eat however much candy you want.
I've nicknamed this holiday 'Diabetes Day' due to all the candy.
Once, my little brother went trick-or-treating around just to get the candy, despite having absolutely no costume for Halloween.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
The label that you get slapped with like you're constantly sad all the time, that you're broken and you need to be fixed, that everyone tries to "help" you with their "professional therapy" and hold sessions where you have to talk about your damn feelings.
The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.
The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.
The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.
Something that even I don't understand at times.
I'm so tired of this word.
The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.
The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.
The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.
Something that even I don't understand at times.
I'm so tired of this word.
"Why do you always look like you're depressed?"
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"
I am.
Is this what you call depression?
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"
I am.
Is this what you call depression?
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 09, 2017
yow wow kapow
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 07, 2017
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 07, 2017