A member of the graduating class of 2012, named for the Mayans' alleged prediction the world will end that year.
"Dude, you think the economy will recover in time for the apocalumni to get good jobs?"
"I don't know. Glad I graduated 5 years ago. It's gonna be tough being an apocalumnus."
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