A gross amount of pretty much any commodity food or otherwise.
Two 50oz bottles of Black Cherry French Vanilla Diet Pepsi Jazz with extra Splenda packaged together with saran wrap and an easy to carry shoe string strap that is such a Droessler pack.
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