1 definition by not ur roomie
Has the largest ass ever and is rarely seen without a hot pocket and a dr pepper. She is also extremly dumb and pretends like she is smart by putting her extremly occasional 100% on her door to show to the world. Also is madly obsessed with the state of IL and yet she now lives in GreenWitch CT. I love this fatass even though she is homeless and has no friends.
"Is that an obese man?"
"No, thats Audrey I guess her metabolism finally caught up with her"
"Oh that sucks she use to be a tool"
"No, thats Audrey I guess her metabolism finally caught up with her"
"Oh that sucks she use to be a tool"
by not ur roomie May 1, 2005