Definitions by not a crusty crab

a bold one 

general Kenobi

General grievous: general Kenobi, you are a bold one

a bold one by not a crusty crab February 27, 2019

what are frogs 

to this day, mulder still doesn't know what they are

"what are frogs, mulder?"

what are frogs by not a crusty crab November 9, 2018

over the hills, far away 

telletubbies come to play

over the hills, far away. telletubbies come to play

over the hills, far away by not a crusty crab November 7, 2018

rejuvenique 

a creepy face mask, that supposedly does what ten sit-ups would do for your body for your face

guy 1: have you heard of this product called the rejuvenique
guy 2: yeah, that mask looks very, very creepy

rejuvenique by not a crusty crab June 21, 2018

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

patrick by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018