no-one of consequence's definitions

BibleThumper

a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.

If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

a.m. stripper

a low-grade exotic dancer, usually not the most attractive dancer in the establishment, who performs for the hung-over, non-tipping patrons during morning hours.

The burnt-out, stretch-marked alcoholic can barely afford her skanky clothes with the meager wages of her a.m. stripper job.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Wolfgang Puck

chef who founded Spago, Trattoria del Lupo, and Chinois. He also has a show on the Food Network, which showcases his skills as well as his sexy accent.

She knew not whether she was drooling over Wolfgang Puck's food, or over the chef himself.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Lifetime

A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.

Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003