2 definitions by neo noodle

vagina vignettes

The female equivalent of penis pictures. Things that my grandma used to take.

Jeff: guess what I found in the attic
Ulric: Jews?
Jeff: nah just some of my granny's vagina vignettes
Ulric: ew
Jeff: ew

by neo noodle May 18, 2019

Conrad

A stiffy, hard-on, erection.

"Bro I've got the biggest conrad"
"Bro"
"Bro"
"No homo bro"

by neo noodle May 18, 2019