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3 definitions by nate hawthorn

 
1.
Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome
by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009
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2.
The possession of vitality and great force, usually reserved for sex and high-fives.
Guy: dude, I just gave Terry some of my massive NRG and she was pantin on da floor
Friend: dude that was so wicked, now give me some of dat massive NRG!
by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009
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3.
The juiciest, plumpest, most supple breasts from which the fluid of life flows. (None of that veiny shit.)
Guy: dam shit man i just grabbed me some well good pompalankas
Friend: well i just munched a minge
by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009
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