1 definition by narf narf
An Old-Fashioned Small Town on the edge of Macomb County and St. Clair County. Its was founded in the 1848, and has a Population of around 1,084. Its most known for the mysterious Witch's Ball in the Cemetery, and "The Thing". A homemade car built in the Summer of 1885. Other than that, It's about as forgettable as any other Small Town in the U.S.
It still has a few businesses, despite the purge of small, family owned businesses Covid-19 caused. Some of them are Restaurants, and others are Salons and Cannabis Shops. It used to have a Subway and a Family Owned Diner, but both of those are closed now. I miss the Subway. We all miss the Subway.
Its Population is full of Rednecks, the Elderly, and Farmers. The Rednecks are mentally retarded and obsessed with dirt bikes, the Elderly are ridden with dementia, and miss the 'good ol days' and the Farmers are corn-fed and olny care about getting their crops.
The School is staffed by either crazy soccer moms, or the coolest people I've ever met. Its also paranoid as fuck about phones because cheating for some reason. Most of the equipment is over 10 y.o. Also the Cafeteria food sucks ass.
The Town's Debt is somewhere in the $500,000s, and most homes look abandoned. Other than that, pretty neat town.
It still has a few businesses, despite the purge of small, family owned businesses Covid-19 caused. Some of them are Restaurants, and others are Salons and Cannabis Shops. It used to have a Subway and a Family Owned Diner, but both of those are closed now. I miss the Subway. We all miss the Subway.
Its Population is full of Rednecks, the Elderly, and Farmers. The Rednecks are mentally retarded and obsessed with dirt bikes, the Elderly are ridden with dementia, and miss the 'good ol days' and the Farmers are corn-fed and olny care about getting their crops.
The School is staffed by either crazy soccer moms, or the coolest people I've ever met. Its also paranoid as fuck about phones because cheating for some reason. Most of the equipment is over 10 y.o. Also the Cafeteria food sucks ass.
The Town's Debt is somewhere in the $500,000s, and most homes look abandoned. Other than that, pretty neat town.
by narf narf September 4, 2022