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noun, masculine, MAD insult

"Raphael" is an insult used similary to "Kevin" or "Sebastian." It's rather uncommon hence it should not be used recklessly. It's a poweful insult that will obliterate everyone and everything. A Raphael is a person that behaves like an asshole and judges people that he doesn't even know. An alman you could say, but they don't necessarily have to be German. However, people often misunderstand Raphaels. They only see their dickhead behavior, but legend has it that they can be very nice.
"Man, I wish that dude would stop insulting my poor dog...such a Raphael..."

" I can't believe that guy called me a 74 y/o Indian woman even though that's clearly not true! He's such a Raphael!!! "

"I don't have anything against him, but he still seems like a Raphael to me."
by narcissistic emo 69 June 14, 2019
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noun, masculine name, MAD insult

"Raphael" is an insult used similarly to "Kevin", "Sebastian", ect. though it should not be used recklessly hence its meaning and severity. Its use as an insult originated in the late 2010s and it was a feared verbal weapon ever since. It's typically used to describe a person that's seemingly very plain and stupid, yet behaves like an asshole who dislikes dogs for some reason. Although Raphaels can be very annoying and rude according to strangers, they are often misunderstood and only seem like dickheads to people who are not willing to read between the lines and see how kind and nice they are if you get to know them better. In fact, legend has it that they can be very intelligent and awesome friends.
"Man, I wish Raphael wouldn't insult my poor dog for no reason..."

"I can't believe Raphael said that I'm a 74 y/o Indian woman even though that's clearly not the case!"

"I actually don't think that Raphael is that bad, he just shouldn't make assumptions about people he doesn't know and get to know them better first."

"That guy is such a friccin' Raphael, I bet he's related to Satan himself."
by narcissistic emo 69 June 13, 2019
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