1 definition by mustBACOwN:@

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a enchanting obese chinese whore who whisks moaning men away only to eat them and leave his poor lonely franks and beans behind which she preserves a small masion jar containers......in the end his curse for his future relatives is to have all the male's dicks shake like a rain stick with every step they take
little johnny was running in the yard one day and his little friend phat alba says .... is it just me or is it about to rain? little responds oh... my dick predicts rain... and its theres a 50 percent chance that its already raining down there. little johnny is a cuprit of his father falling victim of a whoremonger.
by mustBACOwN:@ July 02, 2009

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