11 definitions by mung

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.
Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.
by mung August 17, 2003
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After falling down the stairs I happened to fracture my boogerdigger.
by mung August 3, 2003
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To bear an uncanny resemblance to Australian Idol star, Guy Sebastion.
Goks get all the ladies.
by mung May 7, 2004
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A game for unco ordinated idiots who cannot play football(soccer) or any other decent contact sport (Rugby League, AFL)

Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.

american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."

"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."

Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"

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by mung June 12, 2004
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