mung's definitions

COCKBITE

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

by Mung February 19, 2004

perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

by Mung August 17, 2003

fag rag

a newspaper focusing on gay issues

the village voice is the only mainstream fag rag- i can't even count the pics of chicks with dicks in there

by mung April 25, 2003

cajun hot stick

When, in preparation for coitus, a man applies chewing tobacco to the skin of his erect penis, whereupon the receptive sexual partner smasms from the tobacco- thus leading to a very niceorgasm for the man (though it stings a bit)

She didn't even see it coming, but when I slipped her the cajun hot stick, her ass clamped down like a bear trap.

by mung April 25, 2003